So there are many of you who loyally watch these shows and, like me, make continual comments to the television whether anyone else is in the room or not. Alternately, there are many of you who do not have the time to keep up with reality TV – there are too many shows, your tivos runneth over, you have kids and can’t remember what it’s like to watch anything beyond Dora the Explorer (you know who you are) – but you also want to be “in the know.” That’s fine. Let me help you understand.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Voice Top 11 Perform: Ours Is Not An Easy Age

Tonight the remaining contestants on The Voice are taking the stage again, trying desperately to earn a coveted spot in the Top 10. Team Gwen is looking to stay strong tonight with two artists remaining, while all other teams remain in tact. Which contestants will stand out among the others? Let's get to the performances. 

Artist: Stephanie Rice
Team: Alicia
Song: "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who

Stephanie wants to let loose this week after her attempt at the most haunting version of "White Flag" ever last week. The first half of the song is slow and eerie so at first I'm thinking it's opposite day on The Voice, but mid way through the performance, Stephanie completely lets loose. I love it. I love that she went from controlled, soft notes to a badass growl and then back to the haunting style at the very end. Great start to the show. 

Coaches Say: Gwen loves that we are watching Stephanie grow right in front of our eyes and she loved seeing Stephanie's confidence tonight. Adam agrees, saying it was great to see Stephanie have fun. Alicia tells Stephanie she is "blossoming like this powerful feminine phenomenon" and she loved the energy Stephanie had with the audience. 
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Artist: Aliyah Moulden
Team: Blake
Song: "Take It Back" by Reba

Oh my. Aliyah is really switching it up this week and I am a HUGE fan of this performance. It's bluesy, it's sassy, and it's a great pairing between a song and singer. Now...am I always going to be partial to the Reba version of every Reba song? Sure. But this kid sang the hell out of  "Take It Back" tonight. 

Coaches Say: Alicia loved the performance and the raspyness in Aliyah's voice. Gwen compliments Blake (eye roll) but then tells Aliyah she is adorable and very talented. Blake, thank goodness, does not respond to Gwen's compliment, and says America is falling in love with Aliyah and investing in her as an artist.  
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Artist: TSoul
Team: Blake
Song: "Lay Me Down" by Sam Smith

TSoul is taking a big step this week, transitioning from his previous performances into performing a current hit. TSoul puts his heart and...well...soul into this tune though as it hits close to home for him. He is missing his family right now and the rehearsals are very emotional. His performance is too. TSoul plays the piano beautifully to start and shows just the right amount of restraint on those crazy vocals of his. By the time he strolls toward the audience and literally lays down on the stage toward the end of the song, I'm just sitting on my couch clapping. 

Coaches Say: Alicia tells TSoul his gymnastics game while singing is mind-bending. She would love to hear him do a whole song behind the piano. Blake says TSoul is a beast and thinks the performance was incredible. 
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Artist: Lilli Passero
Team: Adam
Song: "Town Without Pity" by Gene Pitney

Yes! The great performances keep coming and I'm so happy about this. Adam hit the nail on the head during rehearsals when he said he was looking for song that could be an Amy Winehouse cover. Lilli's performance has a jazzy, sexy, dramatic vibe and she sounds fantastic. That last "caaaaaan dooooooo" just about made my night. 

Coaches Say: Alicia was "so, so, so feeling that." She loves when Lilli completely loses herself in her world. Adam felt like Lilli transported everyone to a different time and says Lilli made the song hers. 
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Artist: Hunter Plake
Team: Gwen
Song: "All I Want" by Kodaline

I'm embarrassed to say I've never heard this song. Sometimes that works against these contestants but in this case, I'm in love with Hunter's version regardless of what the original sounds like. He starts the performance at a mic stand surrounded by illuminated pyramids. Yes you read that right...I'm not really sure how else to describe it. Hunter has this heartbroken, pleading quality to his voice and he's selling me on the lyrics to this song...at least the ones I can understand. He doesn't always enunciate. This is another great performance and I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the second half of the show is as good as the first. 

Coaches Say: Adam tells Hunter the best thing about his voice is there is no mistaking his voice. "You know when you're hearing Hunter and that's what makes you so special." Gwen calls Hunter the real deal, saying he is full of music and there has been no one like him on the show. 
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Artist: Vanessa Ferguson
Team: Alicia
Song: "Diamonds" by Rihanna 

Well, all good things must come to an end. This song should have been a home run for Vanessa - she even said the song represents the artist she wants to be. Unfortunately what are probably awesome vocals are drowned out by the band and the backup singers through 90% of the performance. I say as a huge Vanessa fan that this was not one of her overall stronger performances. Those last few notes that I could hear clearly, however, were killer...or killah as Keith Urban would say. I miss him. 

Coaches Say: Adam loves Vanessa's vibe and her badass style. Blake is still trying to get Vanessa to choose him as a coach and Alicia thinks the power of Vanessa's voice is unmatched. 
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Artist: Lauren Duski
Team: Blake
Song: "Somewhere In My Broken Heart" by Billy Dean

Annnd we're back. I really look forward to seeing Lauren each week and she gives another beautiful performance tonight. She keeps it simple here with an acoustic guitar and strings section accompanying her, greatly contributing to the sad but kind of hopeful vibe in the song. Lauren's voice is controlled and lovely and she is definitely a storyteller. Love her and love this performance. 

Coaches Say: Adam starts his critique with "You're going to be in the finale" and I'm so happy, I don't really hear the rest of it. Blake tells Lauren she is special and different and classic and says she is important to country music. Agreed!
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Artist: Mark Isaiah
Team: Adam
Song: "How To Love" by Lil Wayne 

"How To Love" by Lil Wayne? Did I just have to type that in the "song" line? Oh dear. Marky Mark could not have earned himself many new fans with this performance. The good news? No dancing. The bad news? He can't manage his breathing and his vocals are all over the place. He sure does look sharp in that suit though. Compliment sandwich anyone?

Coaches Say: Gwen says she loves Marky Mark's song choices because she feels these are the types of records he would make. Key word there is "would." Adam says the rehearsals were tough, but Marky Mark came out and blew him away tonight. The rehearsals must have been a total mess then. 
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Artist: Jesse Larson
Team: Adam
Song: "Human" by Rag'n'Bone Man

As an immediate side note, I had no idea who Rag'n'Bone Man was until my recent vacation to Scotland. His song "Skin" followed us on the radio throughout our entire two weeks across the country....in the car, in stores, in restaurants. The song was everywhereGive it a listen and tell me the chorus isn't stuck in your head for the next 24 hours. Anyway, back to Jesse. This song choice was perfect for him and he's just awesome in this performance from start to finish. Adam. Dude. Please transfer all of your Marky Mark efforts to Jesse. STAT. 

Coaches Say: Alicia loves the arrangement of the song and says Jesse took the song to a whole new place. Adam says Jesse is not a pop star...he just comes out on stage and sings his face off. Adam then calls Jesse the best singer in the competition. 
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Artist: Brennley Brown
Team: Gwen 
Song: "The River" by Joni Mitchell

This season's youngest contestant chose this song because she used to love performing it in a local coffee house on the weekends. The fact that this kid connects with a Joni Mitchell classic alone is refreshing, but what she does with the tune is just about perfect. I'm actually unable to look away from her throughout the entire performance and only typed my notes as we moved on to coaches comments. What a wonderful night this has been overall. 

Coaches Say: Alicia joins Gwen in a standing ovation. Adam likes that as a country musician, Brennley thinks outside the box with her song choices. He looks directly at Blake when he says this and I think that's ridiculous. Is he being a jerk because Lauren sings country tunes every week and she's killllling them? Humph. Gwen is so excited for Brennley and says she looked and sounded beautiful. 
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Artist: Chris Blue
Team: Alicia
Song: "When A Man Loves A Woman" by Percy Sledge

Let me first say that I am very, very tired of hearing this song covered on singing competition shows. It doesn't grate on my nerves the way "Against All Odds" and "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" do, but man...this one is overdone. However, if Chris Blue was going to close the show tonight, this was a hell of a way to do it. Alicia had told him he needed to uncover some layers of himself this week and boy did he. Chris took us on a journey, applied restraint when needed (kidding), and brought the whole damn house down. It was a little much for me, but I can't argue for a second that this dude isn't crazy talented. 

Coaches Say: Alicia is the only one that stands which surprises me. She tells Chris that Heaven sent him to her and blessed all of us with his voice. She's very thankful that America has the chance to see how powerful he is. 
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Tomorrow night the Top 10 will be revealed as we move toward the inevitable semi-finals slaughter in the coming weeks. The performances were SO good tonight though! Will Marky Mark find himself in the bottom again? If so, who will join him? Vanessa (no way)? Stephanie? As much as I loved her rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes," kicking off a show of fantastic performances might make her forgettable in the end. We'll find out if she'll make it through unscathed for another week during the elimination hour. Til then!


Sunday, April 30, 2017

The Voice Top 12 Elimination: Gonna Leave This World For Awhile

On tonight's elimination episode on The Voice we said goodbye to one artist, and for me it was not a huge surprise. The Stupid Twitter Save was back in full force this evening, someone named G-Eazy rapped for a few minutes, and two teams took the stage to perform mostly solid group numbers. Here are the highlights. 

Team Blake collaborated on "Crippled Inside" and they all seemed to enjoy themselves. On a more somber note though, team Adam joined together to perform "Hey Jude" and dedicated the performance to Christina Grimmie. For those of you who do not recall, she was the very adorable, very talented former contestant who was killed by a shooter after one of her concerts last year. Carson also announced the start of the Christina Grimmie Foundation and Christina's family was there to witness all of this. Cue crying. 

Results! Brennley was sent to safety first and she was followed by Jesse and Lauren. Vanessa, Aliyah and Lilli joined the Top 11 next, and the last names to be called were Chris, Hunter, TSoul, and Stephanie. 

It all came down to Troy and Mark as they duked it out for the Stupid Twitter Save. Mark chose "When I Was Your Man" as his "save me" song, and his performance was much better than the Drake mess from last night. Troy went with "Drift Away" and it was a snoozefest. In the end, Team Gwen went down one member as Mark won over social media and Troy was sent packing. 

Next week the Top 11 take the stage again and we'll see which contestants rise to the occasion. Will Team Gwen bounce back and hold on to the two remaining members? Will Mark stay out of the bottom 2? Will he at least work on his dance moves? Please? We'll find out when these artists compete again. Til then! 

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

The Voice Top 12 Perform: Lord I Hope This Day Is Good

Welcome to the first 2017 season of The Voice! Miley is taking a break (sad face) and Gwen has jumped back in to join Adam, Blake, and Alicia for this next round of maybe making someone mildly successful in the music world. We've been through all of the preliminary rounds at this point and it's time to watch our Top 12 duke it out before the 8 person semi-finals rears its ugly head again this season. Shania Twain also joins the panel tonight to help determine whose team might have the upper hand right out of the gate. Who will be a standout? Let's get to the performances and find out.  

Artist: Jesse Larson
Team:  Adam
Song:  "Make You Feel My Love" by Adele

Jesse is taking the guitar off for this tune and is hoping to show America his vulnerable side. Shania had given him some good advice in terms of selling the song and not just hitting the notes and I think it paid off. Jesse sounds great but is also giving us the desperation behind the lyrics. Awesome start to the show. 

Coaches Say: Shania tells Jesse he hit the peak in the song just at the right moment and got there with perfection. She loved the performance. Adam says that Jesse was incredible and thinks Jesse is the best pure singer in the competition. Whoa dude. Take it easy. 
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Artist: Mark Isiah
Team: Adam
Song: "One Dance" by Drake

I'm not sure I understand this pairing at all. Mark starts out on his own and sounds pretty good. There are times where I even think he's enunciating. But then the band kicks in, he seems to lose a little confidence, and I can barely hear him throughout the rest of the performance. Mark even tries to bust some moves here and there but the dancing only makes me wince more as the song continues. Better luck next time, buddy.  

Coaches Say: The coaches clearly heard a different performance than I did. The highlight of the critiques comes when Adam says "Honest to God. I'm blown away right now." Probably not the same way I am, my friend. 
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Artist: Stephanie Rice 
Team: Alicia
Song: "White Flag" by Dido

Stephanie wants to make her version of "White Flag" the most haunting version ever. That's a tall order considering Dido pretty much wrote the book on ballads that didn't have to be eerie but totally are eerie. She certainly makes the song....dramatic. Stephanie's rendition is a little too breathy at times but I do like what she does choruses. Here's hoping other people do too. 

Coaches Say: Shania joins Alicia in a standing ovation and says the emotion was just pouring out of Stephanie during the song. Gwen agrees and tells Stephanie she has a gift in channeling her pain and emotions in her performances. Alicia says Stephanie is "the purest artist on this show. Period." How's that shade feel Mr. Levine?
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Artist: Troy Ramey
Team: Gwen
Song:  "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty

I feel like this song is edging dangerously close to the "stop covering this song on competition shows" category, but Troy thinks this song represents his journey on the show so far. Shania and Gwen caution Troy about straying too far from the melody on the chorus, but it's opposite day on The Voice and Troy goes rogue on what is normally a sing-along. There are times where I also think he's yelling at me and I want to yell back "Yes Troy! Yes you are! You're free fallin!'" 


Coaches Say: Shania stands for Troy as well and tells Troy she loves all of the subtleties in his voice. Adam says the performance was awesome and Gwen thinks Troy's personality really came through tonight.
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Artist: Aliyah Moulden
Team:  Blake
Song: "(Love Is Like a) Heat Wave" by Martha and The Vandellas

Does anyone else's brain immediately take them to the opening scene in Sister Act when this song is mentioned? Just me? This 15 year old contestant wasn't in the realm of being born yet when that movie came out so I'm just going to cry a little about my age and move on. Aliyah has a giant voice in that little body and her enthusiasm is contagious. Nerves or no nerves, this was the best of the night so far for me. 

Coaches Say: Shania thinks Aliyah commanded the stage with poise and compliments Blake for the influence he's had on Aliyah. Blake tells Aliyah that each time she takes the stage she is one step closer to becoming a complete artist. 
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Artist: Chris Blue
Team:  Alicia
Song:  "Love and Happiness" by Al Green

Alicia wants Chris to explore his gentler side with his song to make his performance more dynamic. All I can say about this advice is YES. This performance builds and it's wonderful to see (and hear). Chris has personality and confidence and he works the stage like he is already a huge star. Oh and the big notes? They. Are. HUGE. Sorry, Aliyah....Chris just stole the night from you and most likely everyone after him.  

Coaches Say: Everybody stands! Shania thinks Chris brought the wild man out at just the right moment and Alicia says Chris makes things electric. She's so excited and animated and I just adore her. 
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Artist: Lauren Duski
Team: Blake
Song: "Lord, I Hope This Day Is Good" by Lee Ann Womack

Lauren is a total fan girl when she meets Shania and I love it. There's no chance I could play it cool if I met any of these people so I appreciate her emotions. Anyway, Chris' performance is a tough act to follow, but Lauren delivers a lovely, heartfelt performance of "Lord, I Hope This Day Is Good." There's no big moment here but I have a feeling this girl is going to be around long enough to have several moments. 

Coaches Say: Shania thinks the song was perfect for Lauren because she has an honest spirit. Blake appeals to country music fans everywhere and says Lauren is the artist they've been waiting for. 
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Artist: Lilli Passero
Team: Adam
Song: "Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain

What? Did I hear that song title right? The kid is too sick to make it to rehearsals but let's give her a song with a chorus Shania herself calls "pure pop sass." Oy.  Lilli seems to have recovered just fine from her time spent with an IV in her arm though. She has the strut and attitude down for sure, but I don't think this was the right song for her. Boo me if you must, but I have high hopes for this girl and tasking her with trying to do her best Shania Twain impression didn't do her any favors tonight. 

Coaches Say: I'm completely alone in my critique because Lilli earns rave reviews. Shania thinks the performance was awesome and sassy and Adam is impressed that Lilli can do whatever Lilli wants to do. 
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Artist: Brennley Brown
Team: Gwen
Song: "Long, Long Time" by Linda Ronstadt

Brennley is super emotional now that it's sunk it that she is in the Top 12. She wants to do this song justice on an emotional level and I'm not sure why she was ever worried. She has amazing control over her vibrato and I can't take my eyes off of her. Brennley has me completely sold on this song and I want to give her a hug when it ends.

Coaches Say: Gwen, Alicia and Shania stand and Shania says Brennley's performance was as good as it gets. Blake thinks Brennley ended up with the right coach and congratulates Gwen her on the song choice. Gwen is beaming and tells Brennley the performance was perfect. 
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Artist: TSoul
Team:  Blake
Song: "Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson

This song should be a home run for TSoul but he has a rough start. He doesn't find his footing until he goes into the first chorus and then it's still a little up and down after that. See, I'm someone who is incredibly loyal to the Willie Nelson and Elvis Presley renditions of this song and I believe less is more in selling the story. I'm not a fan of this performance but I will probably be in the minority. 

Coaches Say: Shania felt TSoul's...soul. She uses the word "soul" several more times and then Blake lets us know he is a proud and happy coach. 
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Artist: Hunter Plake
Team: Gwen
Song: "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye

Hunter begins the song in a laser beam box and I'm already intrigued. This is another situation where the music is a little too loud and we lose his vocals at times. Overall I like the staging and arrangement though and I'm hoping the performance is memorable for the voting viewers.

Coaches Say: Shania loves Hunter's range and thinks he delivered the song well.  Gwen was so excited to see Hunter arrange the music and then give a performance like that.
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Artist: Vanessa Ferguson
Team: Alicia
Song: "A Song For You" by Donny Hathaway

Wow! Vanessa gets the pimp slot tonight and closes the show with a performance that looks effortless and sounds amazing. I still think Mr. Blue may own the night overall, but Alicia may have a ringer here as well. Vanessa is incredibly poised and controlled and though she may have been intimidated by this song choice at first, she had no reason to worry. She totally nailed the performance

Coaches Say: Shania calls Vanessa "pure class inside and out." Alicia is over the moon and says Vanessa is breaking down walls that are inside all of us and committing to herself every time. She tells America to vote for Vanessa if they want magic on the show. I 100% agree. 
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At the end of the 12 performances I worry for Mark, Stephanie and Troy. When the show ended I barely remembered Jesse Larson's vocal awesomeness and I had no idea who came after him in the first half of the show. Will those 3 make it through unscathed? Will others agree that "Always On My Mind" should be a little more subtle? Will the 5th chair remain throughout the season? Will we fall prey to the Stupid Twitter Save tomorrow? We'll see what happens during the elimination episode. I will be traveling over the next week and a half but will post updates as soon as I can. Til then!