So there are many of you who loyally watch these shows and, like me, make continual comments to the television whether anyone else is in the room or not. Alternately, there are many of you who do not have the time to keep up with reality TV – there are too many shows, your tivos runneth over, you have kids and can’t remember what it’s like to watch anything beyond Dora the Explorer (you know who you are) – but you also want to be “in the know.” That’s fine. Let me help you understand.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

American Idol Top 8: Piece By Piece

Steve Carell said it best: AHHHHHHH Kelly Clarkson! That's right folks. Tonight the house that Kelly Clarkson built is giving its first American Idol the run of the show. Kelly is a mentor this week, her songbook is the theme of the night, and she will be performing twice. You think I'm excited? Check out Keith's t-shirt! Ryan announces a "shocking twist" to the Idol universe by revealing a Twitter save tonight. Yup, the one ridiculous thing The Voice does is now being implemented on American Idol. So the bottom two will perform tonight for the chance to be saved by America via Twitter. I'm not sure if we're doing this because we're just trying to kill time, but if I were one of the recently eliminated contestants, I'd be pretty pissed right now. However, if this gets me more "Kelly as a mentor" footage then I won't complain.

Best. Shirt. Ever. 
As thrilled as I am to get this party started, I'm also a little hesitant because obviously I prefer Kelly Clarkson singing Kelly Clarkson songs. Can these contestants do her tunes justice? Before we can find out, Ryan needs the results. Season 2 winner Ruben Studdard delivers the envelope...and I can't decide if the Idol producers are being nice by inviting him along at all or being jerks by tasking him to carry an envelope on "Kelly Clarkson Night." I'm also not really sure that I care. Let's get to the performances!

Contestant: Nick Fradiani
Song: "Catch My Breath"

Nick kicks off the show with one of Kelly's more challenging songs. He mentions during the rehearsal package that he and his band used to play an acoustic version of this song during their shows, and that would have been nice to see here. Nick starts off a little too low and he has some pitch problems throughout the performance. He's still doing much better connecting to songs and having a better time on stage, but vocally this was not his best performance.

Judges Say: Keith thinks the song was great for Nick's voice (huh?) and loved the low part in the beginning. It's like Keith read my mind and then said the opposite. JLo says there is some blossoming happening but thinks Nick needs to figure out his movements better. Harry tells Nick it was not his best vocal performance but agrees "Catch My Breath" was a great song choice.
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Contestant: Jax
Song: "Beautiful Disaster"

The version of this song on the Breakaway album is one of Kelly's prettiest renditions ever. And I say that after having seen her sing it live in concert on many, many occasions. Going into tonight I can't say that I would want to ever hear anyone else put their spin on it. However, Jax throws herself into "Beautiful Disaster" in such a way that this is her song. At least for tonight. Yes. I just said that. She sings it beautifully and completely tells the story. Kelly had "no notes" for Jax and I totally understand why.

Judges Say: JLo heard a tone in Jax's voice that was very pure and beautiful. Harry says the performance was fantastic and Keith compliments Jax's "great ahhhtistry."
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Contestant: Tyanna Jones
Song: "Mr. Know It All"

Tyanna hasn't had any boyfriend experiences but she sure knows about bullies. She wants to be a fighter tonight and she shows it. Tyanna is a bit timid for the first part of song but when she leaves the mic stand behind, the attitude is there and so are the vocals. I smile when she leans forward and sells the line "You don't know a thing about me." I'm loving this kid more and more every week.

Judges Say: Harry thinks there were some pitch issues but feels like Tyanna matches the mystery of the song. Keith doesn't think Tyanna connected with the song at all. Bummer. JLo agrees with Keith but reminds everyone that Tyanna has amazing pipes.
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Contestant: Joey Cook
Song: "Miss Independent"

I love that we're going right from "Mr. Know It All" to "Miss Independent." If you haven't seen Kelly's combo of these songs, you must. Joey takes the song in a completely direction (of course) and makes it much more jazzy. I'm not digging it during the first verse, but from the chorus to the end of the song I'm totally on board. I think Joey absolutely bounced back from her not so great performance last week and Keith and his amazing t-shirt agree.

Judges Say: Keith gives Joey a standing ovation and keeps looking down at JLo in a "why aren't you up?" sort of way. He says Joey makes him hear lyrics in ways he never had before. JLo thinks this was one of the best performances of the night. Well, we're only half way through but I hope she's right. Harry wishes Joey hadn't treated the song as such a novelty because jazz is a modern thing too.
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Kelly break! The contestants chill out for a bit while Kelly sings "Heartbeat Song." Now tell me you'll be able to go to sleep tonight without that tune playing in your head. It's so catchy, and it's from her new album which is just fabulous. Listen, I mentioned last week that I would be insufferable with this post. I'm a woman of my word.

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Contestant: Quentin Alexander
Song: "Dark Side"

Quentin has a tough act to follow but he picked a song that should be right in his wheelhouse. He's all about the vulnerable, pleading messages and tonight we have that as well. It's interesting though...he sticks with the original upbeat tempo, which is quite a surprise, and I appreciate that he's trying to step out of his comfort zone. He's still got some pitch problems, but he definitely showed some growth in this performance.

Judges Say: JLo thought the song was perfect for him and says he killed it. Keith compliments Quentin's poise and his ability to always perform with the truth. Harry wants Quentin to concentrate more on the technical stuff. At that moment Ryan appears with a note Kelly wrote backstage to pass to Quentin. It says "I want to make sweet love to those amazing eyes." Fan. Tastic.
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Contestant: Qaasim
Song: "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"

Qaasim does the opposite of what I expect him to do here. This song is an anthem of sorts which goes right along with his tendency to go crazy all over the stage. Instead Qaasim plays the guitar and completely strips the song down. I really like the idea, but unfortunately his vocals are so inconsistent that I can't get into his performance at all. The high notes are rough, the low notes are rough, and the squeaky notes are...well...squeaky. I'm not sure that he would have fared much better keeping this a dance song tonight though.

Judges Say: Harry loved how comfortable Qaasim looked but says he can't get the runs right. "If you're going to sing them, you better sing them." Keith thinks the transition from the verse to the chorus got Qaasim all mixed up and JLo says that type of vulnerable performance takes a lot of practice. Qaasim admits this was not his best but says he can absolutely do better.
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Kelly break! She takes the stage to sing "At Last," which was her audition song way back when. I mean, it doesn't get much better than this. When Harry talked about singing runs, he had to have been talking about Kelly's unbelievable voice. I'm out of words. Just watch the video.


All three judges are standing and yelling when the song ends (Harry rarely looks this happy). Harry and Kelly meet for the first time and it's adorable. When he says his daughters are going to freak out because they are watching at home, she jokes that he's a "crap dad" because he didn't bring them to the show. Ha!
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Contestant: Clark Beckham
Song: "The Trouble with Love Is"

Whew. It took way too long for Clark's chair to turn green. During rehearsals Kelly had told him to open his eyes more, and we do see those beautiful eyes more during this performance than we usually do. However, Clark's piercing eyes are an afterthought when compared to the performance he gives with this song. I don't know how he does what he does with his voice and how he gets so much soul into his performances, but this by far is my favorite Clark moment of the season. And yes, I think it's a "moment" for him on the show. I have the goosies that JLo is always talking about.

Judges Say: Keith says Clark needs to remember to lead with his feelings and JLo is mostly speechless. Harry tells Clark "You just followed Kelly Clarkson with a Kelly Clarkson song and you nailed it." Yes he did!
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This leaves the bottom two as Daniel Seavey and Rayvon Owen. Daniel sings a rendition of "Breakaway" that almost brings me to tears for all the wrong reasons, and Rayvon does a snoozy take on "Since U Been Gone." As uninterested I've been in Rayvon these past few weeks, I couldn't take another week of Daniel. There's just no way. Apparently Twitter couldn't either and Daniel is on his way home tonight.

So after what I hope is the only Twitter save nonsense this season, only 7 contestants remain in the competition...and Kelly Clarkson night is over. It went by sooooo quickly. Has anyone already started the campaign to bring her on permanently next season? Mentor? Judge? Weekly performer? Host? Something? ANYTHING? I don't care how, but this needs to happen. Duets was such a cruel tease for someone who couldn't wait to have their favorite artist on TV every week again. Thank goodness for the summer tour. In closing, I'm just going to post a picture of me with KC and say I really enjoyed the evening. I will catch you all again next week when these hopefuls compete once more for the title. Til then!



Thursday, March 26, 2015

American Idol Top 9: Nothing Ever Lasts Forever

Tonight we have a double elimination to look forward to on American Idol as the judges went crazy last week and used their save during the Top 11. Boy George is mentoring the contestants this week (which is kind of awesome) and the theme takes us back to the 1980s, when I was growing up and these contestants were not yet born. I'm already bitter....but hey, it was a great decade for music. Can the contestants bring anything new and exciting to these tunes? Let's find out. 

Contestant: Daniel Seavey
Song: "You Make My Dreams" by Hall & Oates

I think even Sanjaya would call BS at this point. Daniel has worked in some choreography tonight and is successfully working the "I'm adorable" angle with the crowd. His vocals are up and down throughout the song, and I just sit here wondering whose spot he took tonight. The competition has surpassed him. 

Judges Say: Keith is glad Daniel is still here(!) and JLo really loved the song for Daniel. She says the performance was much better than last week. Well, that's not saying much Jenny. Harry asks Daniel what he loves to do and Daniel replies "Make people happy." Harry says this is exactly why Daniel should be up there. God help me. 
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Contestant: Quentin Alexander
Song: "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins

I looooove this song. Quentin is wearing one hell of a jacket and some heels for this performance. He opens the song seated and eerily surrounded by fog. With or without the fog though, Quentin completely embodies the haunting qualities of the song and he's 100% in touch with the lyrics. This is probably my favorite Quentin performance.

Judges Say: JLo says Quentin's "cool factor" was on 1000. She thinks the performance really, really worked and calls it a home run. Harry says Quentin digs as deep as he can into song lyrics and he really enjoyed the performance. Keith feels that the song suited Quentin perfectly and compliments his artistry. 
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Contestant: Joey Cook
Song: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper

Joey calls tonight's look "Madonna in space" and that's a pretty good way to describe it. I'm really excited about the song choice when the rehearsal package starts, but sad to say...I'm not in love with this performance. There are some cool things happening with the arrangement, and I like her energy, but not so much the vocals. Bummer.

Judges Say: Harry thinks Joey was distracted a lot tonight and Keith says Joey's bar has already been set really high. Keith tells Joey there were some inconsistencies with the performance but he knows his wife and daughters were at home dancing around and loving it. JLo tells Joey she looks adorable but says she didn't find her groove vocally. Boy George storms the stage and gives her a great big hug. Awww. 
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Contestant: Tyanna Jones
Song: "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston

Yayyyy! I was worried about Tyanna last week with her "The Circle of Life" issues. I'm so glad she made it through. She is ALL OVER this song though. Tyanna makes the "my loneliness callllllllllls!" portion seem easy and she's in total control during the entire performance. I love it. 

Judges Say: Keith says "If anyone can take on a Whitney song, it's you Tyanna." JLo tells her to get out of her head and just do what she was born to do. Harry thought the arrangement was cool and tells Tyanna that it always seems like she's in the driver's seat in her performances. 
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Contestant: Jax
Song: "You Give Love a Bad Name," by Bon Jovi

Jax plays the piano for this tune and really slows down the first verse. Kinda neat. When she gets to the chorus, the band kicks in and she gets sassy. I'm loving it for a little while but then just before the final chorus, she stands, kicks her seat across the stage, violently grabs hold of the mic stand...then her voice cracks during what I assume is supposed to be the dramatic climax of the performance. She ends the song alone on the piano and I think that's my favorite part.  

Judges Say: JLo loves the punk attitude Jax has going right now. She thinks Jax got lost a bit in the middle of the performance but she also says the Jax the judges fell in love with came back tonight. Harry thinks Jax was swimming in a lot of sounds and should have stuck to just the piano the whole time. Keith loves that Jax has so much originality but thinks the arrangement wasn't quite put together right.
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Contestant: Nick Fradiani
Song: "Man In the Mirror" by Michael Jackson

This is a tall order. Not only has this song been done A LOT on reality TV, this is a song about taking a good look at yourself, and dude has really struggled with confidence. He's a little timid at first but once he gets off his stool and starts emoting, he's got that "connection" that everyone says he is lacking. I'm not sure that he "owns his hotness" as JLo would say, but I do think he's breaking out of his shell. 

Judges Say: Harry thinks Nick chose the perfect song and gave us a fantastic vocal. Keith feels that Nick needs to smile more and that will help him loosen up. JLo says Nick started to get lost in the song (in a good way) toward the end and that's where he needs to be every single time. 
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Contestant: Clark Beckham
Song: "Every Breath You Take" by The Police

Clark goes solo on the piano tonight and this sooooo does not sound like the crazy stalker song that it is. He doesn't step out of his comfort zone with this song choice, and at some point that's going to become an issue, but tonight Clark sounds amazing and I would love for him to call and sing me to sleep. For real. And if Mr. Urban could follow that up by reading me "Goodnight Moon" in that amazing Australian accent, my life would be complete.  

Judges Say: Keith thinks the song choice showed a different side of Clark because he took us on an emotional journey. I didn't get quite that far, but JLo got goosies. She says the song really showcased his voice and the performance was beautiful. Harry loved the performance and says Clark doesn't need to do any of the running around the stage stuff that the other contestants do. He just needs to sit there and sing. 
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Contestant: Qaasim
Song: "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer

Qaasim wants to focus on being a vocalist for this performance...but "Addicted To Love" is not really a song that showcases any vocals. He tries to throw in some falsetto notes here and there, which is okay, but otherwise I'm just kind of distracted by the big heart with light bulbs in the background and waiting for the hiccup singing noises to stop. Did I mention I wasn't happy about the save? 

Judges Say: JLo loved it. Of course she did. Harry thinks Qaasim's strength is his ability to perform and he says the performance was great. Sigh. Keith wants to hear something more vulnerable from Qaasim. 
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Contestant: Rayvon Owen
Song: "Everybody Wants To Rule the World" by Tears For Fears

During the rehearsal package Rayvon essentially says that the mentors are great and all, but he's going to do what he wants to do. He's all about being in the moment and stuff. In terms of this moment, I think he's out of breath and off pitch for much of the performance. He closes with his signature falsetto, but I'm really just bored by the whole thing. That could easily be the song choice though. 

Judges Say: Harry says Rayvon has been lacking interpretation but had it tonight. He tells Rayvon that he gave a solid performance. Keith thinks the song choice was perfect and showed off his voice in all the right places. JLo tells Rayvon that he should be open to stepping outside of his comfort zone and have more of an open mind with the mentors. Burn!
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This leaves Maddie Walker and Adanna Duru packing their bags tonight, so I don't think the judges' save was a waste YET. I liked Maddie a lot but I think she would have been gone in another week or two anyway. However, given Joey's rough night, I worry that she'll be in trouble next week....and I can't be stressed out next week because (drum roll) IT'S KELLY CLARKSON WEEK! She'll be a mentor, her songs will be all over the place, and I will truly be insufferable. Just warning you. Til then!


Friday, March 20, 2015

American Idol Top 10: I've Got Chills

Tonight the Top 10 will be revealed and perform once again for America's votes. One by one they will be called up to "safety," and I can't imagine the anxiety of sitting in one of the red chairs for the duration of the show, wondering if you have to be the 11th place finisher who probably has no chance at the judges' save. Tonight's theme is "Movie Night," which inevitably means at least one contestant is going to take on a song previously done by many, many other Idol contestants with the intention of "making it their own." Sigh. Let's see how they do. 


Contestant: Adanna Duru
Song: "I Love You, I Do" from Dreamgirls

Kicking off the show and also taking on a Jennifer Hudson song is a very tall order...a song, by the way, that J-Hud sung owned in a movie she won an Oscar for. Just sayin. Adanna sounds great until she starts mingling with the crowd and then she loses the pitch a little. I think shaking all of those hands throws her off a bit, but when Adanna makes her way back to the center of the stage, she regains control. I still can't deal with some of the forced "sexy" choreography...it's robotic at times and distracting. However, this is the first Adanna performance I've enjoyed all season. 

Judges Say: Keith thinks Adanna's voice was well suited for the song but JLo wanted some more emotions from her tonight. Harry says Adanna looks like a movie star and tells her everything was good, but says she needs to connect with the audience more. "Don't just shake their hands - really sing to them." Good advice. 
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Contestant: Daniel Seavey
Song: "Lost Stars" from Begin Again

Yup. This super cute boy is safe again. He wanted to play the piano for this performance but during the rehearsal package, it just wasn't working out as planned. Daniel goes with the guitar instead and his voice is just all over the place. He knows it too and I feel bad for him...and us. Shout out to the woman playing the cello in the background though. She's awesome. 

Judges Say: JLo says this wasn't Daniel's best performance (no kidding) and Harry tells Daniel that it sounded like he was in a practice room. "It just wasn't strong tonight, man." Thank you. I know he's adorable, but let's not sugar coat it....like Keith does when he says it was a good performance but Daniel just needs to "dig in" a little more. Sure, that's his problem. 
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Contestant: Rayvon Owen
Song: "Stayin Alive" from Saturday Night Fever

Holy falsetto, Batman! This is definitely better that "Burn" was last week and Rayvon has some pretty kick ass backup singers. The song has a slower, jazzier groove than the original and I really like the arrangement. For me though, this is much more of an ensemble piece that an Rayvon performance. 

Judges Say:  Harry says this was a really cool way to reinterpret the song. He encourages Rayvon to choose a song with a set of lyrics to chew on...he's looking for more substance. Keith says Rayvon shouldn't loiter like he's not sure where to go on stage. JLo tells Rayvon that he needs to think about how to capture the audience each time. 
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Contestant: Nick Fradiani 
Song: "Danger Zone" from Top Gun

I immediately want to watch this movie now. I still have the VHS tape and a working VCR....let me pause real quick for all readers who were born after the late 90s to google those acronyms. Nick is definitely having fun with this song, and I'm relieved to see that he can let loose a little on stage. Just a little. I'm always a big fan of his voice and I'm hoping the performer in him continues to come out. 

Judges Say: Keith thinks Nick is getting more comfortable on stage and JLo agrees. She says he's a "hot guy" and the song was perfectly suited for him. She encourages him to own his hotness. Harry tells Nick he needs to choose a song he can be sexy on. 
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Contestant: Joey Cook
Song: "Mad World" from Donnie Darko

Hmmm. Adam Lambert did a pretty fantastic version of this tune, so I'm a little unsure of Joey when the song choice is revealed. My uncertainty is only momentary though. While Adam's version is definitely superior, Joey still tells the story in her own way and tells it really, really well. She's worked on keeping her eyes open and animation down this week and I think it helps her deliver a truly believable performance. I'm a fan. 

Judges Say: JLo tells Joey the performance was beautiful and says Joey gave her Sia vibes. JLo then loses all credibility by asking "Do you guys know who Sia is?" Anyway, JLo appreciated seeing a different side of Joey and congratulates her. Harry likes that Joey is staying in her lane but widening her lane. He says it was a great song choice and thinks she did a tremendous job. Keith says "You're such an ahhhhtist, Joey" and I swoon. 
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Contestant: Tyanna Jones
Song: "Circle of Life" from The Lion King

Another song that makes me think of J-Hud. Her performance of this song was effortless and amazing. Tyanna starts out very strong but then starts to hit some questionable notes, followed by more questionable notes. Damn it. I really like the kid, but this was not her best performance. 

Judges Say: Harry says Tyanna looked like she was trying really, really hard and may have overshot the mark tonight. Keith tells her there were some serious pitch issues and uses the words "if America votes you through." Uh oh. But Daniel got an "it's okay, just dig in more?" Shenanigans. JLo says no worries because Tyanna will do amazing next week. 
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Contestant: Quentin Alexander
Song: "You're the One That I Want" from Grease

I did a double take when I heard the song choice. I did a triple take when I heard Quentin say he's never seen the movie. Most Grease loyalists are going to hate this performance. Me? I've seen the movie sooooo many times and it's hard at first to wrap my head around what's happening on stage right now...but honestly, I like Quentin's interpretation. The lyrics take on a totally different meaning with the way he's delivering them - it's a desperate plea to the one that he wants, rather than the sassy "get your act together" message we're used to. 

Judges Say: Keith says it was an interesting performance and JLo calls the performance haunting and beautiful.  Harry tells Quentin it was a mistake for him to worry about emotion and not pitch. This is so not what I was expecting from the judges.
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Contestant: Maddie Walker
Song: "Let's Hear It For the Boy" from Footloose

Maddie is all about the camera - she has it circling her while she stares into if for the entire first verse of the song. Not sure why. I really, really want Maddie to convince me that she's enjoying herself. This is absolutely the song to have fun with and what I'm seeing is still very uncomfortable. 

Judges Say:  JLo calls the performance cute and she liked Maddie's twang. Harry didn't think it was good because he doesn't know who she is as an artist. He says the song was pageant-y. Keith thinks it comes down to song choice and picking a song that plays to Maddie's strengths. 
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Contestant: Clark Beckham
Song: "Sunday Morning" from Cheaper By the Dozen 2

Oh how I love Clark. LOVE him. He's trying to show us his sensitive side tonight and mission accomplished. Keeping this Maroon 5 tune completely acoustic, he accompanies himself on guitar and the performance is pretty much perfect. Best of the night, hands down. 

Judges Say: Harry says Clark knocked it out of the park tonight. Keith tells Clark he is such a good singer but needs to put a little bit more of a smile in there. JLo loved the performance. "It was so you." Yes, yes it was. 
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Contestant: Jax
Song: "I Wanna Grow Old with You" from The Wedding Singer

I never would have thought Jax would pick this tune (I actually almost forgot this tune existed), and the song itself is very quirky. Her performance, though, is very enjoyable. It's not a showstopper or a "moment" or anything, but it's pleasant and cute. 


Judges Say: Keith loves that Jax did the song, saying the performance was beautiful. JLo liked the song choice as well, and Harry says it was a "high risk, high reward" scenario for her tonight. 
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This leaves Qaasim and his adrenaline with the daunting task of singing for his life. He chooses "Come Together," which has been done SO many times over the years, so I groan immediately. He sounds much better than he did last week though. I'm thinking "good for him, going out on a high note," but then...inexplicably...the judges use their save THIS early in the competition on a guy who I don't think has a chance in hell of winning this thing.

Next week two people will be eliminated and the judges' save is now out of play. Will Qaasim be eliminated anyway? Will Daniel's fan base take pity on the rest of us and put their phones down tonight? Will Tyanna get another chance after the tough reviews she received? We'll find out next week when these hopefuls compete again. Til then!