So there are many of you who loyally watch these shows and, like me, make continual comments to the television whether anyone else is in the room or not. Alternately, there are many of you who do not have the time to keep up with reality TV – there are too many shows, your tivos runneth over, you have kids and can’t remember what it’s like to watch anything beyond Dora the Explorer (you know who you are) – but you also want to be “in the know.” That’s fine. Let me help you understand.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

The Voice Semi-Finals Results: I Don't Know How It Happened

Tonight we find out which four artists will make it through to the finale and which poor soul juuuust missed the boat. At this point Pharrell is the only coach who is guaranteed representation in the finals, as he had two semi-finalists this week and the other coaches are each hanging on by a thread with one contestant left. Will he lose one of his hopefuls tonight? If not, which coach will be bitterly cheering on another team next week? Let's find out...

Business in the front, party in the back.
Snoop Dogg is in the house tonight and I'm thrilled that the whole Snoop Lion thing was short lived. He and Pharrell perform "California Roll" which, by the way, is not about sushi. The "Shut Up and Dance" guys also join us this evening for some live entertainment. They were nice enough to time travel from the 80s to perform their song, which I will admit is on my iPod and getting a lot of play time. 

The contestants also take the stage during the elimination hour and Koryn, Meghan and India pull off a beautiful rendition of "Faithfully." Joshua and Sawyer then sit right in their element with "Drift Away." I guess it was smart of the producers not to pair Joshua with those other voices he's not really competing with. 

Results! The first name announced in the final four is Sawyer, which is no surprise given how he's been practically shutting down iTunes. He is followed by Meghan (yay!) but then Carson tells India that she's in the bottom 2. This leaves Joshua and Koryn wondering their fate...and Joshua is sent to safety. Wait, what? I'm soooo unhappy about this. And the Stupid Twitter Save is still a thing at this point? Twitter can put someone through to the FINALE that might have had the lowest number of votes? Well, I guess I'm pulling for India then, mainly because I'd like Xtina to be represented in the finale. This was really her season to lose before Kimberly was eliminated. 

India sings Kelly Clarkson's "Dark Side" but the song is so short, she's pretty much singing the first verse and doing a bunch of rifs. Kind of odd. She's visibly feeling the pressure. Koryn goes with "If I Were a Boy" and struggles a bit in the beginning of the song. Then of course she starts violently shaking and delivers killer vocals for the rest of the performance. And with that, India does not get the Stupid Twitter Save and Team Xtina is no more. 

I'm bummed about the results because I think both ladies deserved to make it through. This was like the Kimberly/India face off all over again. Sigh. Next week is the first of what I assume are several 2015 finales for The Voice and the remaining four contestants will fight for the title. We've got two mellow dudes and two powerhouses remaining. Can Meghan (who I will be voting like crazy for) pull off a victory? Is Sawyer's coronation a foregone conclusion? We have only two more episodes to find out. Til then!



Friday, May 22, 2015

The Voice Semi Finals: There's Something Happening Here

Tonight the semi-finalists take the stage as we are just one week away from the big finale. Each of the five remaining contestants will take on two songs tonight -- one song is the coaches' pick and the other is the contestant's choice as a dedication to their hometowns. Each coach is still represented in the competition at this point and the Stupid Twitter Save votes have been getting closer and closer each week. We're down to the wire now - let's see who has the upper hand this evening. 

ROUND 1
Artist: Joshua Davis
Team: Adam
Song: "I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt

I looooove this song and it's so well suited for Joshua's voice. However, Joshua doesn't knock the whole storytelling thing out of the park here. I'm not really buying that he's a heartbroken mess, but he does sound lovely. If you want to see a stellar performance of this song though, check out Tony Lucca's version from way before his stint on The Voice (but well after his MMC days).  

Coaches Say: Blake loves the softer side of Joshua's voice the most and he's glad Joshua got back to that with this performance. Xtina liked the performance and says his voice is soothing like a lullaby. Pharrell thinks Joshua understands how to make his voice fill up a song. Adam notes again that Joshua has to go his own way and not compete with the big voices in the competition....even though it's a competition with big voices. Is he just supposed to compete against Sawyer?
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Artist: Koryn Hawthorne
Team: Pharrell
Song: "One" by U2

Koryn is in a tunnel of light bulbs with other light bulbs behind her. I'm already intrigued and she's barely started singing. Koryn goes into her really intense shaky thing while she sings, and she does a really good job with the song, but I definitely think she's had stronger performances than this. Pharrell was going for a "moment" here that Koryn got close to...but just fell short.    

Coaches Say: Adam says "One" is one of those songs everyone should want to sing (huh?) and thinks it was in really good hands tonight. Xtina loves Koryn and mentions how much she's grown on Pharrell's team. Pharrell says he's learned more from Koryn than she's learned from him. Awww. 
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Artist: Meghan Lindsey
Team: Blake
Song: "I'm Not the Only One" by Sam Smith

Miss Meghan leans solemnly against a shadowy wall with a very restrained opening to the song, which is really nice. Her voice is soothing and lovely to start. As the lights come on and we see the band behind her, the volume kicks up a ton but I'm honestly good with it. Meghan has some critics out there who harp on how loud she is, and there have definitely been a few times when I've agreed with them...but tonight I think her vocals and emotions are going hand in hand and the performance is really great.  There's no "moment" here either though, so Round 1 is still up for the taking. It's on India and Sawyer now to step it up.

Coaches Say: Pharrell tells Meghan she just reminded people how many other sounds and characters live in Nashville and says she gave a great performance. Adam commends Meghan for singing each song as if it's her last song on the show. Blake thinks each time Meghan takes the stage, the performance is guaranteed to be something great. He says she's "vintage" and thanks her for being on his team.  
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Artist: India Carney
Team: Xtina
Song: "Gravity" by Sara Bareilles

Speaking of toning things down, India also got that memo tonight. The opening of "Gravity" is subtle and the entire performance is very controlled, hitting peaks at just the right time. I'm still bitter that she got the Stupid Twitter Save last week over Kimberly (and bitter that Kimberly had to fight for the Stupid Twitter Save to begin with), but India bounces tonight with gusto and emotion and I am a huge fan of this performance. 

Coaches Say: Adam says India's progression throughout the song was really amazing. Blake calls the performance powerful and says India showcased her artistry. Xtina thinks there is something to say about a singer who has control and says India is a very smart singer in terms of when to pull back and when to push forward. She says India's performance took her to an emotional place. 
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Artist: Sawyer Fredericks
Team: Pharrell
Song: "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield

This is a brilliant song choice. I never would have thought of this tune for Sawyer...mainly because he's 16 for crying out loud...but his voice and style brings "For What It's Worth" to 2015 with no problem at all. Hopefully an entirely new generation will take notice of this song and the power Sawyer brings to it. Round 1 definitely goes to Sawyer. 

Coaches Say: Adam applauds both Pharrell and Sawyer for the song choice and Sawyer's ability to do it justice. Blake can't say anything because every time he opens his mouth, Adam interrupts. Pharrell lets the crowd speak for how good the performance is with their claps and cheers. 
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ROUND 2
Artist: Joshua Davis
Team: Adam
Song: "When I Paint My Masterpiece" by Bob Dylan

So, I'm definitely more of a fan of this performance than the first, but Joshua is definitely not wowing me tonight. I don't have much to say other than he sounds great and looks like he's having a lot of fun. Good for him?

Coaches Say: Blake doesn't know the song (Ha! I love it when he doesn't know songs) but says Joshua's version is the version he wants to know. Xtina gives Nate, the drummer some compliments and says "It was really, really awesome. Great job." Not sure if she means Joshua or Nate, the drummer. Adam says the performance was even better than he thought it would be and calls Blake an idiot for not knowing the song.   
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Artist: Koryn Hawthorne
Team: Pharrell
Song: "Oh Mary Don't You Weep"

Good Lord. Literally. This girl can't possibly still be in high school. She can't be. What she does in this performance is something only a seasoned diva veteran singer should be able to accomplish. From her look, from her voice, from her body language, from her emotion, and from the freaking awesome choir behind her, the result is an absolutely PERFECT performance. This is the best one Koryn has given by far...and also the best performance of the night. Just wow. 

Coaches Say: The coaches are standing long before the song ends and Pharrell has tears in his eyes. Adam says never before in the history of the show has there been such an unbelievable journey like Koryn's. Xtina is scared of how good Koryn is going to become and says that she fights with passion in every performance. Pharrell tells Koryn that dreams can come true and anything is possible when you put God first. I love Pharrell. I really love him. 
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Artist: Meghan Lindsey
Team: Blake
Song: "Tennessee Whiskey" by George Jones

Meghan takes on her own big song (Koryn is a reallllly tough act to follow right now) and she still manages to blow me away with "Tennessee Whiskey." She sits surrounded by flaming barrels and gives a controlled performance that seems effortless. I believe every word of her story and I'm loving it. Her "Amazing Grace" performance last week is still her ringer, but this song should put her through to the finale for sure. 

Coaches Say: Xtina says everytime Meghan comes out, she's a showstopper. Pharrell thinks Meghan continues to prove who she is and why she deserves to be here. Blake can't stop smiling. He says the performance was so special and she engaged every country music fan throughout the country along with her new fans.
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Artist: India Carney
Team: Xtina
Song: "Earth Song" by Michael Jackson

Wow! Another huge undertaking in Round 2. These girls aren't playing around tonight. This is one of my favorite Michael Jackson songs. He had some powerful tunes in his songbook but the build and explosion of this one always gets me. I wish India had enough time to perform the entire song, but for what she does perform, she's amazing. When she launches into the "What about yesterday?!" part I immediately get goosebumps. She absolutely did this song justice. 

Coaches Say: Pharrell says she looks beautiful and sounded beautiful. Adam thinks every performance India gives is like a mini-musical with a long list of emotions. Xtina is all about watching a story unfold and says India always brings those moments to life. 
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Artist: Sawyer Fredericks
Team: Pharrell
Song: "A Thousand Years" by Christina Perri

This is a very quiet end to the show and I'm wishing that one of the ladies had gotten the pimp slot tonight. This song always makes me think of Twilight, and given everything we just witnessed, the last place I want my brain to be right now is with Kristen Stewart. Shout out to Anna Kendrick though for being in the audience tonight promoting Pitch Perfect 2. I have to wonder if she mentioned her Oscar nomination and extreme leading actress box office success on her last day of Twilight shooting in her very minor character role. What are the rest of Bella's friends up to these days? How off topic am I at this point? Sawyer's voice is beautiful here...it's just not a show closing performance for me. Round 2 goes to Koryn. 

Coaches Say: Adam tells Sawyer that the highest part of Sawyer's register is powerful and special. Blake says Sawyer is the front-runner and there's no question in anyone's mind about that. Oh yeah? I'm still kind of questioning it. Pharrell thinks Sawyer has a power in him that he shares every week and looks forward to hearing it again in the finale. 
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And with that, the semis are over and the fate of these five artists is in America's hands. I can tell you that I'm going to think about those big Round 2 songs for weeks to come. I can't remember the last time there were three back to back performances that were so powerful. However, one person will be eliminated tomorrow, leaving a four artist finale in the coming week. I still think it's Joshua's time to go. I would much rather see a Sawyer vs the ladies showdown and in my mind, they've earned it. Will he take a Final Four spot away from one of the big voices he's not supposed to compete with...except for he is? We'll find out during the elimination hour. Til then!


Thursday, May 14, 2015

American Idol Finale Part 2: Champion

If you had asked me when the season started if Nick Fradiani would break the Top 10, I would have said "no." If you had told me he would have staying power over Joey Cook and Tyanna Jones, I would have told you that you were insane. If you had bet me $1,000 that Nick would win American Idol, I would have placed my bet against you immediately...most likely in the form of an IOU. But lo and behold the Season 14 winner is Nick Fradiani and he's had quite an amazing journey leading up to his victory. We had a jam packed show of stars (or people who might someday compete on Dancing With The Stars) tonight and here are the highlights from the 2 hour finale. 

There were a tonnnn of guest performers tonight, including Fall Out Boy who opened the show along side Clark and Nick with "Centuries." Tyanna performed a medley of hits with The Jacksons (three of them anyway) and I loved it. She looked like she was having such a good time and she deserved it. I'm also a huge fan of The Jackson 5 songbook so I mayyyyy have been dancing in my living room. 

Ricky Martin was in the house as well with his new song but the night took an unexpected (for me anyway) turn when he busted into "Livin La Vida Loca" with the Top 5 guys. Yes that's right. Qaasim and Quentin both had solos and I was worried that Qaasim might spontaneously combust when "The Cup of Life" started. On the flip side, Clark was on the cusp of getting into these songs but never quite got there. He sure did smile a lot though. 

Joey joined Echosmith for "Cool Kids" which is a song I grew very tired of on the radio but enjoyed very much tonight, and Rayvon was paired with Jamie Foxx for "In Love By Now." NKOTB was kind enough to take Daniel in and teach him some classic choreography for another medley that I would have loved so much more if it was just the NKOTB boys. Their appearance made me want to bust out my cassette tapes and torn jeans...which are somehow back in style. 

And maybe I should be ashamed, but I had no idea who Vance Joy was before tonight. His "Riptide" duet with Quentin, however, was definitely cool...they were the cool kids I wish I could be like. See what I did there? The Pitbull/Chris Brown/Qaasim performance was odd but mostly entertaining and the Clark and Michael McDonald dueling pianos performance of "Takin' It To the Streets" was a really great pairing for my boyfriend. Nick had his own duel with Andy Grammer over who could look more happy and excited to be performing "Honey I'm Good." Seriously. Their cheeks had to have been sore for hours after all of the wide smiles. 

The best duet of the night though was absolutely Steven Tyler and Jax's rendition of "Piece of My Heart." 1) I love this man. 2) He's amazing. And 3) The energy he and Jax had together was absolute magic. They even laid on the freaking judges table together WHILE they were singing! Just watch the video from American Idol's YouTube page. It's awesome. 


All 3 judges also took the stage during the show, with JLo performing alongside Prince Royce and Pitbull (dude is everywhere) and Keith going solo. Keith is just sexy as hell and I don't care what he sings, but I am a big fan of "Even the Stars Fall 4 U." Harry joined both of them later for a rendition of "Diamonds" and "Locked Out of Heaven" which was an awesome collaboration.   

Results! Ryan put all of the tension to rest at the 2:02 mark by announcing Nick as the winner. He tearfully sang through "Beautiful Life" as the confetti came down...and the season is over. I'm happy for Nick. While I would have looooved for Clark to be this season's winner, I can't deny that Nick has been one hell of a competitor. Here's hoping we here some great things from him (Caleb Johnson hasn't exactly been lighting up the Billboard charts) and good God I hope someone signs Jax. 

We have a long wait until the craziness returns in January for the final season. I will surely be sad to see American Idol go, but it's probably time. The show had been on a steady decline in recent years with a complete nosedive a couple of seasons ago. I'm looking at you, Nicki Minaj. I've read that many familiar faces will return for the curtain call and I will be happily tuned in to see how it all plays out!