American Idol: Not So Shocking, Ryan.

Welcome to the Top 4 results show, dahlings. Tonight we will find out who (if anyone) will be heading home and we’ll also see if America’s votes align with the judges’ blatant favoritism. Ryan teases “shocking news” which to me translates to “no elimination,” but let's find out, shall we?



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Stefano returns to the American Idol stage this evening to perform his new single “Yes To Love,” which I’ve actually been hearing on the radio quite a bit. Also taking the stage is Lee DeWyze who I seriously have heard nothing about since he won the show. Poor guy. He apparently has a new album coming out (I honestly didn't realize he still had a recording contract)….and he seems to be going for a sound very, very similar to Mumford & Sons and ridiculously close to Philip Philips’ “Home.” The final special guest of the evening is Drake, who shows up during some filler nonsense to give Candice a heart attack.  He apparently loved her rendition of "Find Your Love." So did we, Drake. So did we.

Results! After several more commercials and a whole lot more time-wasting, the woman are split up into two groups of two. Amber and Candice stand on one side of the stage and Kree and Angie on the other. All four women wait nervously as clearly one of the "constant standing ovation" finalists might be in danger. The Bottom 2 tonight are Candice and Amber.  I’m not freaking out though, because again, I don’t think anyone is leaving….and I’m right. Ryan reveals that all four ladies will perform again next week and the votes from this week will be combined with next week’s votes.

I will say that I'm relieved that America's votes did not put both Kree and Candice in the Bottom 2 this week, which is clearly what the judges were going for. We'll see if these ladies fare any better during week two of the Final Four. I will be traveling next week but will post a recap as soon as I can. Til then!

American Idol: I Call Shenanigans

We have reached the Final Four of American Idol 2013 and tonight the remaining ladies will give it their all hoping to get one step closer to a spot in the finale. The ladies will take on two songs again this week plus a duet that thankfully does not include Lazaro. Round 1 features songs the contestants have chosen themselves (vague) and Round 2 is “one hit wonders” which is a theme chosen by the viewers. Annnd they're off!

 

ROUND 1 

 

Contestant: Amber Holcomb

Song: “The Power of Love” by Celine Dion

 

Amber begins the song alone on a dark staircase, looking convincingly like a diva. I can’t help but sing along (poorly) when she gets to the “I’m your laaaaaaaaaddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” part. The song builds perfectly, and I give her a lot of credit on this one. Great start to the night but let’s hope it doesn’t get a….

Judges Say: Standing O from everyone but Mariah. Oh hell. Is it going to be that kind of night where we just stand for every performance? Keith says the song was tailor made for Amber's voice, and he thinks she made it look effortless. Nicki tells Amber she looks like “a big, sexy glass of milk” and wants a moment of silence for how beautiful Amber looks. Sigh. That’s not what those are for, Nicki. Randy thinks Amber looks like a black and white cookie, and the night is already giving me a headache. He says Amber is the contestant with the most growth and calls her a pro. Mariah has emancipated her mimis tonight and the camera doesn’t seem quite sure on how to best capture them. She says Amber has a glorious tone and gave a classic song flavor.

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Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “Find Your Love” by Drake

You know, when Candice starts to sing, I have a hard time typing anything. She’s just so captivating. I feel that I could go to one of her concerts and the show would be over before I could even think to check my watch (kidding…who even wears a watch anymore?). This is another great performance from her and she just makes me smile.

Judges Say: Nicki says Candice is amazing but wishes Candice had stuck to the melody. Next. Randy thinks Candice is using the “church girl” in her all the time…and she doesn’t need to do so many runs…and now I’m angry. This is the same man who SHOVED Joshua Ledet down our throats last season and all Joshua did was scream at us and make every line a run. Mariah saves this mess and tells Candice that Candice took her to a place she needed to be, asking her not to veer from taking musical chances. Keith loves what Candice did what the song because he hears Candice every week and not a cover artist.

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Contestant: Kree Harrison

Song: “It Hurts So Bad” by Susan Tedeschi

Hot damn. Kree is wearing leather pants and rocking her hips back and forth with authority. Granted she’s only rocking her hips back and forth and doesn’t stray from the small section of the stage near the judges table, but I don’t care. She's so into the song, she sounds amazing as always, and I’m super excited for her.

Judges Say: Randy says Kree’s name 3 times (like Candyman?) and tells her there were parts of the song where she was disconnected. What? Mariah feels that Kree finally lost herself during this performance (in a good way). Whew. Back on track? No…Keith still thinks Kree isn’t giving enough emotion and that disappoints me greatly. Nicki says the performance isn’t going to give Kree what she needs to get to next week. Are you effing kidding me? Candice’s critiques pissed me off but this is outrageous. Are we just replacing Janelle with Kree now? I’ll be interested to see what Angie gets from them…

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Contestant: Angie Miller

Song: “Who You Are” by Jessie J

 

After a stellar night last week, Angie is starting to climb to the top spot for many Idol fanatics. Make no mistake – she’s made me a believer too but I don't rank her about Kree and Candice. Piano Angie returns tonight though so the judges should already love everything about this song. For me, for her, for Randy, I think it’s a pitchy performance. Passionate, but pitchy. Let’s go ahead and just assume I’m wrong though because the judges are sure to disagree.

 

Judges Say: Yup. Standing ovation from everyone but Mariah. So clearly somewhere along the line Amber and Angie became the Idol favorites, and Candice and Kree will just have to take a beating for the rest of the night. Super. Mariah says the caliber of that performance was “beyond.” She doesn’t finish that thought but she does believe Angie had a professional, stunning moment. Keith has so much confidence in Angie as an artist because she gets more carefree and “looser” during each performance. His words, not mine. Nicki likes Angie on the piano and Randy thinks Angie is in it to win it. Insert any and all expletives here _____.

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ROUND 2

Contestant: Amber Holcomb
Song: “MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer

This is the first time I’ve ever forgotten about Amber’s legs…the lipstick is killing me. The opening of the song is kind of a crazy mess with the high notes, but the second part (which is more disco-y) is okay with the exception of her lower register. Amber’s first performance tonight was worlds better than this one, but since Amber is the new Joshua Ledet I imagine I'm all alone in my thoughts.  

Judges Say: Mariah and Randy stand, Keith gets up for a hot second, but Nicki remains seated. I’m really ready to turn the TV off at this point. Keith says Amber is dominating tonight telling her she had an incredible performance. Nicki calls Amber “Angie” then says she is a blooming flower. Why does she have this job? Seriously. Randy thinks Amber is also in it to win it, and I pause my Tivo and take a 5 minute break before I can watch the rest of this episode. Mariah thinks there is something about Amber’s inner glow and confidence give her “star quality.” She then compliments Amber on her lower register and I let out a Charlie Brown “ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!”

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Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “Emotion” by Samantha Sang

I imagine most people are more familiar with the Destiny’s Child cover, so this rendition does not have the Beyonce hashtag “POW” that folks are probably expecting. Candice does seem to scale it back on this performance…possibly because she has a cold and would rather be hopped up on Nyquil…possibly because the judges were so absurdly brutal to her during the first round. Either way, Candice is still the best vocalist in the competition and no one is going to make me think differently. I think this is a solid, classy performance.

Judges Say: In the words of Simon Cowell… “Complete and utter nonsense.” Moving on.

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Contestant: Kree Harrison

Song: “A Whiter Shade of Pale” by Procol Harem

I’ve been a big fan of this song for a while. My favorite version (Surprise! Not a Kelly Clarkson cover!) is by Sarah Brightman. That being said, Kree’s rendition is a very, very close second and I’m clapping and “woo”ing when it’s over. There is no way in the world “MacArthur Park” was better than this. I think Kree’s connection to both of her songs tonight is beyond impressive, and I will be mad as hell if she goes home tomorrow.

Judges Say: Randy says Kree can flat out sing (no $&#!) and she has redeemed herself. Mariah tells Kree she is going to download that song and Kree required no redemption. Keith apparently just doesn’t like Kree anymore. Nicki loved the performance but she then goes on and on about why she thinks Kree will be in the bottom 2. SHUT UP NICKI.

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Contestant: Angie Miller

Song: “Cry Me a River” by Julie London

No piano, but I love this performance. Angie is still doing some of that pageant-y “here’s my dramatic face” mugging, but for this song it doesn’t bother me one bit. I don’t think Angie out did Kree, but she deserves praise for this one.

Judges Say: Mariah says it was an elegant number and that Angie has been holding out on us. I’ll bet she has! Maybe she even plays the accordion! Keith thinks the performance was mystical and celestially powerful. Nicki tells her “you came out tonight to snatch some wigs off some heads,” and I would give anything right now for Angie to run down to the judges’ table and make a great escape with Nicki’s hair. It doesn’t happen.  Randy calls the performance the best of the night and yells “she’s in it to win it!” twice. I would compare my paycheck to his…but then I might vomit.

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Additionally... Amber and Kree perform Adele’s “Rumor Has It” and that song should never be a duet. To no real fault of either of the ladies, it’s all over the place. Weird though – Amber receives so much praise for out-singing Kree. God help me. Angie and Candice also take on “Stay” by Rihanna. This was wayyyyyy better, and Candice even get some back handed compliments out of it. Angie, of course, is perfection. Grrrrr.

 

Spread your wings and prepare to fly...

My anger would last me through the rest of the evening if I thought we wouldn’t end up with a “surprise” non-elimination tomorrow. The finale isn’t for a few more weeks, so mathematically (and math is hard) there has to be a non-elimination week at some point.  We’ll find out for sure during the results show. Til then!

American Idol: Lose to Win

On tonight’s episode of American Idol we will find out which of the ladies will move on to the Final Four show next week. Will Janelle make it through? Will the judges use their save tonight? Will Nicki’s boobs be allowed to rest this evening? Let’s find out.

In keeping with the Idol homingcoming theme of each results show, Clay Aiken joins us this evening. Granted, he lost to Reuben in Season 2, but I challenge any one of you to come up with the titles of 2 songs Mr. Studdard has released since then. Probably sounds like I’m a Clay fan… probably sounds like I bought his Measure of a Man CD when it was released in 2003…probably also sounds like I still belt the words to “Invisible” when it comes on my iPod. I’ll never tell. Annnnyway, Clay doesn’t seem to have any new songs/albums in the works so he joins us tonight to sing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” which is a song he pretty much owned as an Idol competitor. Nicely done, but it seems like all of the other Idol alumns have performed new music and promoted new albums on these results shows. Wonder how he feels about that...

Paula is also in the house! As Ryan kills 40 minutes of the show talking to each contestant about last night’s performances, Paula shows up during Candice’s portion. She gets a gets a standing ovation (straight up) and she tells Candice she was really moved that Candice would choose to share her vocals on a song that’s been a best friend to Paula for so long. Aw…. I love Paula. Bring her back!

Also getting some surprise praise from a diva? Janelle. Seems Dolly Parton was watching her performance of “Dumb Blonde” and sent in a note telling Janelle not to feel about the judges’ comments on her rendition.  Dolly goes on to say that Janelle is very talented and special and signs off by saying “I will always love you.” That’s just fantastic. So happy that Janelle received that message. I'm sure she really needed to hear that.

The final performance of the evening comes from Season 3 winner, Fantasia. Now the last time I saw her on Idol was during last year’s finale with Joshua Ledet...and she scared the hell out of me. Tonight however, she is very scaled back (for Fantasia) as she performs her new song “Lose to Win.” Good for her – I think this is her most powerful televised performance in a long time.

Results! Finally! Candice is the first contestant revealed safe (duh). She is followed immediately to the stools of safety by Angie and Amber. Whoa. That puts my beloved Janelle in the bottom 2, which I unfortunately expected, but Kree joining her? Outrageous! Shocking! Scandalous even! It’s pretty much safe to say that the judges won’t let Kree go home tonight…she is other worldly after all.

After a commercial break Ryan announces that Janelle has received the lowest number of votes. She sings “You Keep Me Hanging On” with emotion and conviction, but we know she’s not staying. To the judges’ credit, they do actually look like they are debating during the performance, but when the song ends Randy says the vote was not unanimous…and we say goodbye to Janelle. Sad face.

Next week our Final Four ladies continue what I expect to be a very close battle as we make our way closer to the finale. Now that Janelle has been eliminated, and Kree has been in the bottom 2, will the judges stop shoving Amber down our throats? Does Angie have a shot of joining Candice in the finale? Will we get a Nicki/Mariah duet before the season is over? Fat chance, but we’ll find out for sure soon. Til then!

American Idol: Bring on the Divas

Welcome to the first ever all female Top 5 performance show! Tonight on American Idol we’ll see the remaining ladies duke it out with two songs each, representing “songs from the year they were born” and “divas.” Given how young these ladies are, I'm already cringing while waiting to hear the songs they have chosen for the first round. Let's get this going.

  

ROUND 1

Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “Straight Up” by Paula Abdul from 1989 (The year I thought Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was the best movie ever. My preferences have since changed though I do like to hear Sean Connery yell "Junyaaaaahhhh!" on occasion).

Um, yes please. I love what Candice does with this song. She still keeps it fun…she still keeps it dance-y….but it’s totally Candice’s song. I might be singing along and I hope Paula is pleased wherever she is.

Judges Say: Keith yells “woo!” several times followed by a very sexy “baby, that was so good.” I’m now too distracted to hear the rest of his comments but it seems he liked the performance.  Nicki and her boobs congratulate Candice on making the Top 5 as well as being the one to beat. Randy loves seeing Candice have fun and he thinks she is definitely in the zone. He then gives a shout out to Paula Abdul. It’s okay, Randy…I miss her too. Mariah says the song choice was genius and the performance was amazing.

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Contestant: Janelle Arthur

Song: “When I Call Your Name” by Vince Gill from 1999 (when I graduated High School… super).

Janelle takes last week’s criticism to heart and plays the guitar behind a mic stand for this performance. It’s a very pretty rendition, but even though it's a country song, it's not really my favorite song choice of hers. I still really like the performance though.

Judges Say: Nicki says when Janelle and her guitar go together like Angie and her piano. Right, except for the whole “Janelle can really work the stage thing.” Moving on. Randy feels like the song brought Janelle back tonight…you know, because she has been gone for so long. Mariah believed Janelle’s performance and loves that she sang with her whole heart. Keith appreciates the pure emotion that Vince Gill delivers with the song but feels Janelle was more worried about the vocals then the message of the song. Bummer.

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Contestant:  Kree Harrison

Song: “She Talks to Angels” by The Black Crowes from 1990…the year I discovered Madonna (cut me some slack – I was 10).

Kree starts off the song completely acoustic then joins the band center stage. I worry for a second that she won’t move around and really get into the performance, but she puts those fears to rest quickly and completely owns the stage and the song. Well done.

Judges Say:  Randy loves that the naturalness in Kree’s voice also includes a bit of soul. Mariah thinks Kree can sing anything (she doesn’t say phone book though and I'm grateful) because she is just so real. She does mention, however, that Kree felt the need to really perform in this rendition, and Mariah prefers Kree to just emote. Keith says Kree’s voice is so fine and so beautiful but feels that the elements of the cameras, stage, audience, judges, etc. make her uncomfortable. Nicki disagrees, beginning her commentary in an English accent and I have my first “shut up, Nicki” moment of the night. She thinks Kree’s performance was the best so far, then struggles (again) to remember Janelle’s name. Mariah tries to defend her critique and Nicki interrupts her and talks more… Next.

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Contestant: Angie Miller

Song:  “I’ll Stand By You” by The Pretenders from 1994 (the year Kurt Cobain died and I wore black for a week because I thought in my teen angst I was doing something very profound. I really wasn't).

I was already anticipating an emotional performance, but when Angie dedicates this song to her home city of Boston I know we’re in for something pretty amazing. She is at the piano again, and in case you hadn’t noticed, the judges love Angie when she is at the piano. She is vocally on point and her passion is absolutely uplifting. This is hands down her best performance to date.

Judges Say: Standing ovation from everyone but Nicki. I imagine her boobs are weighing her down tonight. Mariah calls the performance perfect and a very touching tribute to the people of Boston.  Keith thinks the song choice was great and her voice makes him want to cry every time (in a good way). Nicki mentions how much she likes Angie on the piano, and then talks about how great Angie is on the piano. Randy gives a shout out to Boston and also mentions that Angie is great behind the piano. Okay guys… we GET IT.

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Contestant: Amber Holcomb

Song: “Without You” by Badfinger… but Mariah’s version from 1994 (also the year MLB went on strike and broke my heart. But the strike also ended Michael Jordan’s baseball “career,” so there’s that).

You already know that I’m going to say that my favorite cover of this song is Kelly Clarkson’s version in Season 1. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, Amber does struggle a bit during the first half (her lower register is not her strong point), but she does a fantastic job on the chorus. Interesting that Amber has the pimp slot tonight. The producers must not be happy that she’s been a bottom 2 dweller more than once.

 

Judges Say:  Standing O from everyone but Nicki, and for the first time this evening, I agree with Nicki. I think it’s ridiculous that she got a standing ovation from the other judges for a performance that was half great. Keith says “there’s an Amber alert going on!” then immediately recognizes that was an in appropriate thing to say. He tells Amber that she has grown leaps and bounds throughout the competition and her notes during performance just bloomed near the end. Yup. Near the END. Nicki says that Mariah’s version of the song is the only version she has to go by and talks a lot about how awesome Mariah is when she sings that song. Agreed. She then calls Amber out on her lower register and I yell “Yes!” in my living room. Randy tells Amber the song wasn’t perfect (then why the hell did you stand up?) but gives Amber props for singing a Mariah song in front of Mariah. Mimi loves Amber’s upper register and wants America to vote for her.

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ROUND 2

Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “When You Believe” by Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston

If there is anyone in this competition who can take on the Mariah/Whitney duet, it’s Candice. She doesn’t try to do an impression of Mariah or Whitney. She’s not even trying to top them. She just stays completely Candice and gives a moving, flawless performance. I’ve really run out of things to say about her at this point. She’s incredible.

Judges Say: Mariah cries about mid way through the song and everyone is standing long before the song is over. Nicki tells Candice “That is how you do a Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston song.” When Nicki first heard the duet when she was young, she felt it....and Candice made her “believe” again. Randy calls the performance the best vocal of the night and says Candice has one of the best voices in the world right now. Mariah tells Candice she did the late Whitney Houston justice but can’t say much more because she doesn’t want to get too emotional. Keith says Candice’s voice stops him in his tracks, and she didn’t pull out all of the stops tonight – she ripped them out and annihilated them. Yes. She. Did.

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Contestant: Janelle Arthur

Song: “Dumb Blonde” by Dolly Parton

Oh how I love Dolly…and I really love Janelle too. She sings this song with so much spirit and joy, and I’m so proud of how far she’s come. I actually really, really enjoy her performance.  It’s a shame though that Janelle has turned out to be this year’s Hollie Cavanagh, who I still heart greatly. She just could not do anything right for the judges last year despite her beautiful performances. Hollie wasn’t meant to win in the eyes of American Idol’s powers that be and neither is Janelle, unfortunately.

Judges Say: Randy thought the song was fun but didn’t show off anything vocally. Really, Randy? Were you even watching? Mariah does not know the song but thought Janelle was very “Pow.” Keith thinks Janelle chose the wrong Dolly Parton song and did not shine. I can’t possibly listen to Nicki.

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Contestant: Kree Harrison

Song: “Have You Ever Been in Love?” by Celine Dion

This is a great song choice for Kree and she slays it. This is one of those performances where no movement is necessary – just singing the hell out of the song, and that’s what Kree does. She’s emoting the way Mariah loves, and I would say this is a “moment.”

Judges Say: Everyone stands. Mariah calls Kree “diva-licious” and says even though Kree is essentially a country artist, she’s very versatile and that will help her in the long run. Keith thinks Kree stayed in control of the song the whole time and tells her she is going to inspire so many girls who hope to be country music stars someday. Nicki then blows my mind with her epiphany: “You know what occurred to me tonight? You're not country. You're worldly. You're iconic. You are Adele. You are Celine Dion. You are one of those divas that we can watch when they’re 20 and watch when they’re 50.” Randy can’t possibly top that, so I move on.

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Contestant: Angie Miller

Song: “Halo” by Beyonce

Uh oh. Angie isn’t behind the piano! She’s so good behind the piano! Whatever will the judges do with this outrageous situation?!??! They really shouldn’t have to do anything. Angie has a shaky start but the remaining 90% of the song is sheer power. She’s really had an amazing night. Jimmy was right about Angie  being a dark horse.

 

Judges Say: Everyone stands but Mariah and I think the chairs are just optional at this point. Keith says Angie is definitely Top 3 material. Nicki screams at Angie (in a good way) that she just did that song like a queen could and a queen should. Randy says “Angie’s in it to win it y’all” and I throw my pillow at the TV. How much money does this man make when to say the same thing all the time? Could he at least tell someone they are not in it to win it? Mariah says it’s very difficult to sing a Beyonce song and thinks Angie’s voice had a certain clarity that did the song justice.

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Contestant: Amber Holcomb

Song: “What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life?” by Barbara Streisand

Now here is an Amber performance I can get behind. She takes a song by a classic diva, keeps it very traditional and jazzy, and I'm a big fan of her rendition. Earlier this evening I was annoyed that Amber would be closing the show tonight, and while I still think the evening still goes to Candice, Amber definitely earned the final performance slot.

Judges Say: Everyone stands again. Jeez. Nicki calls the performance simply perfection. Randy says Amber took on the hardest song of the whole season. He then calls her a young Rihanna. I’m sorry…when did Rihanna become old? Did her time on Battleship age her in a way I haven’t seen? Mariah says Amber is potentially a massive star and thanks her for her performance. Keith thinks the song delivery was elegant and beautiful.

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Will you be joining us?

So the night of standing ovations for everyone but Janelle comes to an end. It’s clear who the judges think should go come, but is it clear to America? If Janelle stays in the competition, it shouldn’t be an upset – the kid has a growing number of fans at this point and she’s both talent and lovable. The judges may also use their save if the eliminated contestant is anyone else and then no one would go home this week. We’ll see how it all plays out on tomorrow’s results show. Til then!

 

American Idol: We Are All Misfits

On tonight’s episode of American Idol we will find out which five contenders have survived this week’s performances as we say goodbye to another contestant. Will all of the ladies advance? Will we be guaranteed a female winner in 2013? All will be revealed shortly.

Scotty McCreery takes the Idol stage this evening to perform his new single "See You Tonight." This kid has come a long way from sitting on a stool center stage and holding the mic awkwardly to the side as if he was playing a flute. Good for him and all of his success.

The night’s biggest homecoming, however, is Season 1 winner (and my favorite performer ever) Kelly Clarkson.  Her new single “People Like Us” is one of the best she has ever released. It has such a great message, and I love her “I’m not a superstar…I’m just humbled by other superstars” attitude. As a surprise to absolutely no one, I LOVE everything about this performance. The glow in the dark effect was a really nice touch and you can tell how excited Kelly is to debut this song. I'm even going to overlook the fact that everyone except for Nicki was fist pumping with a glow stick. Perhaps she feels she's just too good for such things...or perhaps she thought Keith was enthusiastic enough for both of them. Regardless, this is probably my favorite KC television performance since the 2005 VMAs. You know I’m posting the video….I may have watched it several times already.

Results! Angie  and Janelle are sent to one side of the stage, Lazaro and Amber are sent to the middle, and Kree and Candice off to the right of them. So… there’s a top, middle, and bottom 3 I imagine. Funny the way math works. After a commercial break, Candica and Kree are the top two, Angie and Janelle are are in the middle, and Lazaro and Amber are revealed as the bottom 2. I’m freaking out for a minute thinking Amber might go home, but then I remember the judges have their save and would definitely use it on her. Granted, Amber isn’t my pick to win it all, but there’s nooooo way she should go home tonight.

 

Luckily I don't have to freak out for long because Lazaro has the lowest number of votes. He sings “Feeling Good” as his, well let’s face it, goodbye song. Maybe it’s just me, but he looks kind of relieved…as are most of us. Randy delivers the news that they will not be using the save, and I’m thrilled for the five ladies. This is the first time in a long time that I think Idol has a very competitive Top 5.

                                                     

Next week the women of Idol 2013 duke it out again, and I think at this point it's going to be a pretty good fight. Some say Candice already has it in the bag, which I would be just fine with, but Kree has also been a fan favorite and Jimmy Iovine has called Angie a dark horse in the competition. We'll see how they fare in their next performances. Til then!

American Idol: What the World Needs Now...is a Female Final Five

The one remaining male competitor on American Idol fights to stay ahead of the five ladies this evening, as our Top 6 compete once again. The contestants will sing 2 songs tonight, first taking on the music of Burt Bacharach and then songs the contestants wish they had written. So…the second theme could really just be “pick any song FOX has the rights to.” Should be an interesting two hours. Let’s go!

 

ROUND 1

Contestant: Angie Miller

Song: "Anyone Who Had a Heart"

Angie is back to being “grown up” Angie tonight but without all of the extras that she got criticized for during Motown plus Madonna Detroit Week. I mean really...why would a pretty girl ever think she should try to be seductive  and work the stage during a performance? Silly Angie. Sarcasm. I genuinely liked her performance that week.

I'll be honest and say I don't love this song (in general, not her performance), but she sings it well and I look forward to seeing her second song later on.

Judges Say: Keith starts with “you look great tonight" and I’m immediately worried. He says he’s missing the humanity in her performances. Oh, the humanity! Nicki tells Angie her voice is amazing but feels that Angie wasn’t passionate about the song. Randy encourages Angie to make sure she sings the song as if she wrote it. Mariah says that Angie’s pronunciation is so perfect at times that Angie is coming off as more technical than less emotional. Okay, I can see where that is a fair point.

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Contestant: Amber Holcomb

Song: “I Say A Little Prayer”

I’m noticing Amber’s ink for the first time tonight. I have a tattoo in the same place on my arm so I’m already smiling when her performance starts. This is a subtle rendition, and I appreciate that she doesn't go over the top here. I feel that this song could easily come of as a loud karaoke disaster (especially for anyone trying to replicate the lunch scene in My Best Friend's Wedding), so I think Amber does a good job with this performance.  I still don't completely understand the extreme praise she gets at times though.

Judges Say: Nicki says she is bowing down to Amber…but really she’s not. She claims Amber is her favorite contestant in the competition now. Randy says “yo” three times and then notifies us that the competition just started. Again…she’s the second performer so it’s not like all of the other contestants have already phoned it in. Mariah thinks that Amber did something special with the song and loved that she stayed Amber. Keith compared her performance to a summer breeze blowing in, and I want to be wherever Keith is spending the summer.

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Contestant: Lazaro Arbos

Song: “(They Long to Be) Close to You”

I will say this about Lazaro: I do look forward to seeing what he’ll wear each week. As for the performance…remember when I mentioned phoning it in earlier? Yeah, Lazaro chose the two tin cans on a string method here. I can't hear him, I can't understand him, and it's just time for him TO GO.  I know I can't be alone here - the piano player nearly sprints off stage when it’s all over.

Judges Say: Randy says he is speechless but then talks anyway. He calls the performance horrible and doesn’t understand what’s going on. Me neither, dawg. Mariah pretty much says the Idol execs have told her to stop being so damn nice and then tells Lazaro that at this point in the competition, we can’t have someone who doesn’t recognize a key change. Burn! Keith says Lazaro has a lot of fans and he should be proud of that, but he was sharp and off key the whole song. Nicki essentially asks if we can just move on. Agreed. Next.

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Contestant: Kree Harrison

Song: “What the World Needs Now is Love”

I know this tune can be quite cheesy, but I have the chills through the ENTIRE performance. From the a cappella start to the believable finish, I'm just ecstatic for Kree. The song doesn't resonate with me enough to love Lazaro, but at least I'm in a better mood now.

Judges Say: Mariah loved the arrangement and thinks that all of Kree’s performances are natural and she doesn’t have to force any of her emotional connections. Keith believes Kree has genuine compassion that came through in her performance tonight. Nicki says Kree’s voice is so sweet and humble, but at the same time it’s “hella cocky.” Heh. She tells Kree she is ready for this music career. Randy yells at us: “This is a singing show! That was singing!” Yes, Randy. Calm down now… someone give him a cookie or something.  Please.

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Contestant: Janelle Arthur

Song: “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again”

So, I love this girl. From the moment she starts the song she is completely engaged with the audience, and I squeal with joy (and jealousy?) when she strolls over to Keith and puts her hand on his back. She has an “I got this” attitude without being off-putting and I think she’s wonderful. I'm not in love with this song either...maybe I'm just not in love with Bacharach tunes...but I do love the country twist she put on it. 

Judges say: Keith thinks Janelle showed a different side of her during the performance and he loved it. Nicki feels that Janelle could be a big success but thought the performance was boring. Booooo. Randy agrees but liked the spots of the song where she changed it up. Mariah compliments Janelle’s hair and then talks about the simplicity of the song for a little while…but I can’t really tell if she liked the performance or not.

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Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “Don’t Make Me Over”

Wow. Just wow. Candice absolutely killllllllls this song. I don’t have time to wait for the judges to praise her - I start my own standing ovation mid way through the performance. Just. Flawless.

Judges say: Everyone stands but Mariah, but I’m not mad at her. Nicki says Candice committed to the song so wholeheartedly that it seemed like a brand new R&B song. For Randy, Candice is in it to win it. Really? That’s what you have to say? Mariah says Candice took a classic and made it her own, calling the performance beautiful. Keith tells Candice she is now in his Top 3.  

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ROUND 2

Contestant: Angie Miller

Song: “Love Came Down” by Kari Jobe

I’m not really familiar with this song but Angie has me mesmerized so it doesn’t matter. This is really Angie at her best, singing a song she really believes and doing her magic on the piano keys. Anyone else hoping that she and Colton Dixon do a duet in the finale? Idol producers, PLEASE make that happen.

Judges say: Standing ovation from Keith and Randy. The dawg loves Angie at the piano and calls the performance amazing and unbelievable. Mariah also loves Angie at the piano. Keith really loves Angie at the piano. Nicki takes credit for Angie's good performance because she was hard on her last week. This is the first time tonight I've said "shut up, Nicki" out loud. More than half way through the show... that's pretty darn good.

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Contestant: Amber Holcomb
Song: “Love On Top” by Beyonce

Amber's legs are out of control. That said, I do wish she had chosen a different song - even a different Beyonce song would have been okay with me. I’m probably going to be all by myself on this once the judges have their say, but I do not enjoy this rendition regarldless of how distracting her legs are. I mean...they just go on for days....

I know the judges think Amber is the second coming of Whitney Houston (which I think is a little outrageous anyway), but vocally, she is not hanging in there with this performance. As Randy would say:  "It was just all over the place for me." Just my opinion.

Judges Say: This wasn’t Mariah’s favorite vocal from Amber, but she tells Amber to be proud anyway. I'll take that. Keith tells Amber the performance was beautiful. Annnnnd here we go. Nicki says Beyonce better look out…and I can’t even bother to listen to Randy.
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Contestant: Lazaro Arbos
Song: “Angels” by Robbie Williams

Lazaro is finally able to choose a song he already knows the words to and has performed before. The performance is still not very good, but he is at least stronger on the chorus than he’s been on anything in a while. Meh.

Judges Say: Keith loves Robbie Williams’ version of that song. Nicki refuses to comment again. Randy says the competition is “a girl’s race.” Thanks Randy – the rest of us were still wondering who the weak link was. Mariah says Lazaro redeemed himself slightly but he still doesn’t compare to the girls.  

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Contestant: Kree Harrison

Song: “Help Me Make It Through the Night” by Kris Kristofferson

I haven’t heard this song in a very long time and I forgot how good it was. Also good? Amazing even? That would be Kree. While she has been consistent with all of the themes, it’s just refreshing to see her in her element with this song. Fantastic.

Judges Say: Nicki tells Kree she is great while bashing Janelle at the same time. Completely unnecessary.  Randy says Kree is a “natural, natural singer.” I guess the extra “natural” puts her in a higher category that the regular natural singers. Mariah has covered this song in the past but says Kree sang it the way it should be sung. Keith predicts that Kree will become a member of the Grand Old Opry soon enough.

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Contestant: Janelle Arthur

Song: “The Dance” by Garth Brooks

Way to go, Idol producers - making Janelle go immediately after Kree tonight when certain judges keep expressing how flawed Janelle is in comparison. I think she does a great job with this song though. Garth Brooks’ original is superior for sure, but Janelle puts her heart and soul into it and I think she has earned her spot in next week’s show.

Judges Say: Randy doesn’t think this was Janelle’s best performance but he loves that she believes so much in the song. Mariah does not know this song (what?!) but she felt Janelle’s connection. Keith would have loved to see Janelle play the guitar in her performance…and that’s all he really says. Nicki thinks Janelle stepped it up vocally with this performance but she wasn’t better than the other girls tonight. Ugh.

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Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “Lovesong” by The Cure

I have no words to describe how much I love this performance. I’m just going to post the video.

 

Judges Say: Standing ovation from everyone! The judges are going insane! Keith is bowing down in an “I’m not worthy” fashion and Mariah walks on stage and THROWS GLITTER on Candice.  No really… Mariah has a stash of glitter at the judges table (I’m refraining from all comments regarding the movie). Candice starts crying, I yell “I love you, Candice!” at the TV, and I’m just so glad she had these two great moments tonight. She SO deserved it. Randy speaks for all of the judges and says this was one of the best performances in Idol history. I’m not inclined to argue.

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So there it is. Tomorrow another contestant heads home, but more importantly…Kelly Clarkson will return to the house that she built to perform her awesome new single “People Like Us.” I’m so excited for this that I am not even entertaining the possibility that any of the girls will be eliminated. Til tomorrow!

 

American Idol: Last Man Standing

On tonight’s American Idol results show, 7 will become 6 as we bid farewell to another contestant. We already know that “rock night” was tough on our male competitors, but will they survive the night?

Oh heyyyyy, Casey James. I had almost forgotten about you. It’s been a long time since you where shirtless in Season 9. I’m not alone though – judging by the look on Nicki’s face when he is introduced, she’s never heard of him. Casey performs "The Good Life" and though I was never part of the Casey James fan club, I will say that he looks happy and sounds pretty great. Congrats to him.

The night’s biggest treat (almost only treat, but a treat nonetheless) is Carrie Underwood taking the stage to perform “See You Again.” She’s mesmerizing, she’s got the voice of an angel, and she’s a bone-fide superstar. Carrie also seems continually humbled by her success… and I just heart her. If she and Kelly Clarkson ever do a duet I might spontaneously combust.

Results! Ryan reveals the top 3 in no particular order. Kree is safe. Angie is safe. So far so good. And… LAZARO is safe. Whaaaaaaa? In the TOP 3?!?! This is getting a little out of hand. Also safe? Candice and Amber. Wait. This puts my beloved Janelle in the bottom 2 and I throw a slight temper tantrum. We go to the judges and Nicki talks about how grateful she is to have met Burnell. She then struggles to remember Janelle’s name. Super.

After the commercial break Ryan reveals that Burnell has received the lowest number of votes. He sings “Ready For Love” while only Randy and Keith have any side discussion. They really must be holding onto the save for the girls. The judges’ decision is not unanimous, so Burnell is heading home. The contestants are crying and Mariah is crying. Say what you want about Mimi being a diva - I really believe she takes her role seriously and genuinely cares about the contestants. When the camera closes in on Lazaro, he is singing along to "Ready For Love." At least he knows the words to Burnell's song...

So our remaining finalists consist of five ladies and one guy, which is a first for Idol. I imagine the judges will not let one of our female finalists go home ahead of Lazaro at this point, but if dude stays in the top 3 vote-getters, we’re in trouble. We’ll see how he fares next week. Til then!

American Idol: No Time For Losers

Our Top 7 take on rock classics this evening as American Idol continues its course of choosing themes done a dozen times already. Ryan promises us zero ballads and 100% head banging, and I already picture my head banging against a wall during Lazaro’s performance. Orianthi and her guitar join the performances as well, and given the theme…Randy also gets that constant rare opportunity to remind us that he used to play guitar for Journey. Here’s hoping the contestants are allotted more time singing tonight than the judges are allotted to comment.

Contestant: Burnell Taylor

Song: “You Give Love a Bad Name” by Bon Jovi

I’m immediately distracted by the leather jacket and buttoned collar but I try to move on. I’m not enjoying this at all. Burnell seems so unsure of the song and at times sings this Bon Jovi staple like a fun little pop song, which would be an okay take on it if Orianthi wasn’t wailing on her guitar next to him. I have to wonder if she’s thinking: “I played with effing Michael Jackson! I can’t believe I’m doing this….”

Judges Say: Keith thinks Burnell looked uncomfortable during the performance and wishes he had made the song his own. Nicki says Burnell reminds her of a Teddy Ruxpin doll (remember those?) and tells him that even though rock is not his thing, Burnell is still lovable. Oh hell. Randy says Burnell was way behind on the beat and the audience boos him…and I’m not entirely sure why because the performance was not good. Mariah adores Burnell and is proud of him for attempting to rock out, and I’m disappointed. This is supposed to be a competition for a career in the music industry, not a “put on a leather jacket, smile awkwardly, and kind of sing the song you’re given and we’ll love you” show.

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Contestant: Kree Harrison

Song: “Piece of My Heart” by Janis Joplin

Kree rocks out a little but doesn’t completely let loose, which is what I had hoped for this week. Vocally she is awesome as always, and I know it's difficult for her to top herself each week at this point, but there's still more than a month of performance shows to go. I would hate to see her peak too early and end up unjustly being sent home. Still, I am a huge Kree fan so I hope she bounces back from her injury quickly.

Judges Say: Randy feels like the show “finally started.” I mean, she’s the second solo…it’s not like he’s been waiting hours for something good. Mariah says Kree has an innate ability to choose her songs and says this was her favorite Kree performance. Keith asks Kree about her boots and her lack of movement. Kree says she has a pinched nerve. Well that maybe explains why she didn't completely rock out. Nicki says the performance was magnificent and thinks Kree is already an established artist. That's high praise coming from someone who just called the previous contestant Teddy Ruxpin.

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Contestant: Janelle Arthur

Song: “You Might Be Right” by Billy Joel

This is hands down the most fun performance of the evening. Janelle is a little firecracker up there and I love the way she interacts with the audience. She has such a charming quality about her and she's at a point now where she just seems like a natural. Last week was probably my favorite Janelle performance, but her performance tonight is fantastic.

Judges Say: Keith loves how Janelle works the stage and calls her a contender. Nicki is a big fan of Janelle’s boots and comments on Janelle’s “relatability” as a female because she is the type of person all young girls want to be best friends with. Randy says Janelle is authentic and he felt like he was at a Janelle concert….which is pretty much where he was. Mariah loved the key Janelle chose for the song and she really enjoyed it.

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Contestant: Lazaro Arbos

Song: “We Are The Champions” by Queen

Oh good Lord. I chuckle when he sings “and bad mistakes, I’ve made a few.” You sure have, buddy. Lazaro looks like he is in pain throughout the song, even when he tries to strut past the judges table, but thankfully the camera spends a considerable amount of time on Orianthi. I think the Idol producers get it at this point.

Judges Say: Nicki wanted to salsa during the song and says Lazaro/Ricky Ricardo (her words, not mine) did the song justice. Oh…um…okay. Randy also thinks Lazaro did a good job. Wait. What? Mariah thinks it was a good song choice and a good performance. I must be missing something. Keith says Lazaro chose a song that played well into his dramatics and says it was well done. Holy cow! Did American Idol switch to opposite day during the commercial break? Or are we just congratulating him because he remembered the words?

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Contestant: Candice Glover

Song: “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” by The Rolling Stones

Candice apparently has a broken toe (was she sparring with Kree?) so her ability to let loose on stage is limited as well. She gives no indication that she is in pain though, and for the first time this evening Orianthi looks somewhat pleased to performing. Candice is just too sassy not to willingly lean against while playing the guitar I guess. I think Candice did a better job with "Come Together" during Beatles week, but I have no problem at all with this performance. Love. Her.

Judges Say: Mariah says Candice is mesmerizing and encourages America to vote for her. Keith feels that Candice’s power never wanes even in the upper register. He calls her voice “other worldly.” Nicki says the song put her to sleep and then boos herself. Thank you - you've saved everyone else the trouble. Randy says Candice brought a Tina Turner attitude for her performance. I hadn't thought of that, but I totally agree.

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Contestant: Amber Holcomb

Song: “What About Love?” by Heart

Hold the phone. How does this not qualify as a ballad?  I've seen Heart live and I know I swayed back and forth with a glow stick....didn't have a lighter on me so I went the kid route. Anyway, I'm good with the song choice nonetheless, and Amber does perform it well.  There's still something about her that prevents me from putting her in my "favorites" category though. Not sure what it is.

Judges Say: Standing O from everyone but Mariah. Wow. Didn't realize the performance was that incredible but oh well. Keith thinks she made a great song choice that brought out the best in her voice. Nicki talks about her own history with that song… Randy says Amber looked and sounded amazing, and he's glad that she still "stayed Amber."  Mariah thinks Amber did a great job because she incorporated her own inflections with the rock song. She loved it. 

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Contestant: Angie Miller

Song: “Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence

After the judges' brutality last week, Angie begins her performance at the piano. She makes her way to a foggy mid stage pedestal where she is joined by a wind machine. Would some say this is too much? Probably. I, however, really enjoy this performance and I'm thrilled that Angie is having this moment of redemption. Nicely done.

Judges Say: Nicki thinks the song choice was perfect because Angie could work the piano and still stick with the theme. Randy is happy that Angie was still around for rock week because she could make a record like Evanescence.  Mariah compliments Angie’s ability to make the song “Angie” and she loved the edginess of the performance. Keith wishes she would fall into the song a little more and worry less about the rock look and theatrics.

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The evening did not go without typically awkward duets and group numbers as well. Burnell was entirely out shined by Candice with "The Letter" by The Box Tops, and Angie wiped the floor with Lazaro (surprised?) during Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." The Janelle, Amber, Kree trio performed "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" by Billy Joel, and it sounded quite pleasant...but it's just not the type of song I would expect a girl group to sing. Plus, Amber was missing half of her pants.

Don't you know about the new fashion honey?

Based on tonight's performances...and...well...all performances, Lazaro's number is up. However, because Burnell had the forgettable opening spot, and because his Bon Jovi cover was kind of a debacle, I have to wonder if he will be sent home tomorrow instead. I would be sad to see him go, but I do believe all of the girls have earned their spots at this point. We'll see how it all plays out during the results show. Til then!